Winter Grouchiness

A few of the women in the office have started calling me Oscar.

I’m not sure when this started exactly. It could be my “What’s so good about it?” responses to the morning greeting ritual we are forced to roll play each and every day. Perhaps it was the exception I took to being told “it’s 39 degrees but the feels like temp is 30.

What the hell is feels like supposed to mean? Is that for everyone or just people with thin skin, poor circulation and no jacket? What if I’m standing in the shade? Is there an alternate feels like temp for those that are UV Ray sensitive?

Scram!