You might be a Jackass

My apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for the following.

If you are driving in the passing lane and the only other vehicle around you is visible in your rearview mirror, you might be a Jackass.

If you are one of those people that drives down the closed lane, passing all the people in the open lane, you might be a Jackass.

If you have one hand on the wheel and the other looking for the smiley key on your cell phone, you are DEFINITELY a Jackass.

If you drive a Honda Civic with a 12 inch spoiler, ground effects and megaphone exhaust, I’m sorry.  You really are a Jackass.